Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
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THE BEST BUMPER STICKERS IN NEW YORK CITY | |||||||||
| 1 | Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS? |
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7 | DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. |
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13 | All men are animals, some just make better pets. |
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19 | I need someone really bad... Are you really bad? |
| 2 | If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! | 8 | You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT. | 14 | Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. | 20 | Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. | |||
| 3 | Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole! | 9 | Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date! | 15 | I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. | |||||
| 4 | 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? | 10 | Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. | 16 | WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. | |||||
| 5 | Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. | 11 | My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom. | 17 | BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. | |||||
| 6 | You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! | 12 | GROW YOUR OWN DOPE - plant a woman. | 18 | So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute. | |||||