	New FDA warnings about alcohol. The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:
	13	WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.		8	WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.		3	WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
	12	WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an ass.		7	WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.		2	WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
	11	WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.		6	WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.		1	WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
	10	WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.		5	WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Bubba.
	9	WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.		4	WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.