VIAGRA

A woman walks into her sex therapist and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, they never have sex anymore and she asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has a new drug called viagra that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened.

The next day the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the viagra had worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills and the therapist said she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it.

The next day the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills. The therapist said she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it.

The next day, the woman comes in limp, but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex just keeps getting better and what would happen if she gave him the rest of the bottle. The therapist says she doesn't know, it's a new drug and she doesn't know what a full bottle could do to a person.

Anyway, the woman leaves the therapist's office and puts the rest of the bottle of pills into the husband's morning coffee.

A week later, a boy walks into the therapist's offices and says, "are you the dumb fuck who gave my mother a bottle viagra?"

"Yes young man I did, why?"

"Well, mum's dead, my sister's pregnant, my ass hurts and dads sitting in the corner going "here kitty, kitty, kitty..."