The iMac Song
By Paradox

A while ago
I didn't know
What all the fuss about this new Mac was about
I had PC
It was fine with me
And so I didn't think this was something for me

But all my pals
Both guys and gals
They all kept telling me that this was something great
OK, I thought
So I went and bought
This new machine, and now I just have to say

Oh, Jobs, I love my iMac
Green and white
Not dull and gray
G3 chip
and built-in ethernet
makes me stand right up and say, Apple, I love you

The Mac OS
I must confess
I didn't think was any good before I tried
But now I know
Windows is so slow
And to be honest, Microsoft just ripped it off

Bill Gates may be
a god to-be
But all he's really good at is to steal ideas
And if he's sued
And if he's in the mood
He goes and buys the company to avoid the law

(Solo)

Oh yeah, Steve, I love my iMac
I never thought
It would be this great
No PC
Is even close to this
All I can say is just, Apple, I love you